The Routine You Didn’t Ask For
Your spring makeup routine has arrived. Because I care about my loyal subscribers, I’m sharing my daily face products. Think fresh, bright, and shimmery. 💅
Why Does Your Makeup Look Bad?
I will diagnose your issue for free. You’re welcome in advance. As always, take my opinions with a grain of glitter.
👺 I feel like I'm wearing a mask. You didn't blend enough. Even if you think you did, you didn't. That means down your neck, to your ears, and fade it into your hairline. Blend creams and liquids with a damp sponge. Blend powders with a clean, fluffy brush.
🤡 Everything looks like too much. You're using highly pigmented, opaque formulas that were popular in 2015. Switch to spot-coverage concealer instead of full-coverage foundation, swap lipstick for sheer lip balm, and dump the heavy eye makeup. Get rid of it if it's not marketed as “sheer,” “glowy,” or “natural.”
🧿 You look like this Miley Cyrus meme. I highly recommend steering clear of jet-black eyeliner, especially liquid — it’s harsh and clashes with today’s fresh-faced trend. In general, skip eyeliner and mascara on your lower lash line. It’s an outdated look that tends to make your eyes appear smaller.
