Navimow i2 LiDAR Robotic Lawn Mower Review
This is a Roomba for your yard. But, instead of vaccumming, it cuts it to size with a batch of spinning razor blades. A little background: I hate grass. I’d prefer to have only flowers. I hate the heat, the itching, and pushing the dumb mower twice a week in a pathetic attempt to maintain the standards of bland American suburbia. So, I decided to invest in an automatic yard robot to do it all for me.
The model in question. I’ve named mine Linus.
➡️ Product: Segway Navimow i2 LiDAR Robotic Lawn Mower
Cost: $1,599 (but look for frequent sales)
✅ Why It Works: I freaking love this thing. It might be in my top ten purchases in my entire life. It just works. This model does not require guidewires, light for navigation (yes, it mows in the dark!), or a Wi-Fi connection. It actually comes with its own 4G cell plan.
Setting it up is super-simple. Plop it in your yard, and let it auto-map. If you want a more precise map, drive it around like an RC car via the app. Do that once, and it’s set up forever. Now I just hit a button on my phone, and it happily wheels off to mow the zone I specified.
I didn’t realize that nearly silent mowing would be game-changer. It scuttles off to do its mowing in silence, while I sit on the patio and read. Plus, it doesn’t scare the dog, which is a major win.
It’s also nearly zero maintenance. It tells you when it’s time to replace its blades, but otherwise, you do nothing. It’s fully weather-resistant. During the winter, store it in its box in the garage.
I mean, look at those lines. 😍
❌ Why It Doesn’t: You still have to weed whack, but that’s to be expected. It’s a mower, not a Battle Bot waving around a circular saw. This mower would be a poor choice if you’re not willing to pick up dog poop, kids’ toys, or other trash, because it does require a clean yard to function.
Buy It? Oh, heck yes. I think this is perfect for busy people, those with outdoor allergies, or older adults who don’t want to croak in the heat of summer. Plus, it’s cheaper than a riding mower.
Rating: ✨✨✨✨✨/5
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