reviews
All reviews, across all categories.
reviews
+4
Mar 8, 2026
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5 min read
Bubble Milky Toner: Good For Acne-Prone Skin?
Short answer: yes.
makeup
+4
Feb 22, 2026
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7 min read
e.l.f. Fine as Fleck Eyeshadow: Filthy Rich
High-impact sparkle.
makeup
+4
Feb 15, 2026
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6 min read
Versed Tinted Eyebrow Gel: Is It Worth It?
Pigmented, but not idiot-proof.
reviews
+3
Feb 8, 2026
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7 min read
Spēs Dry Shampoo Second Generation Oil Control Volumizing Gel Review
No George Washington hair here.
Al-Rehab
+4
Feb 1, 2026
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6 min read
Al-Rehab Choco Musk Concentrated Perfume Review
For $5, you'll smell like Swiss Miss.
books
+2
Jan 25, 2026
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7 min read
"Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Faeries" Series Review
Not as schmaltzy as expected.
makeup
+5
Jan 18, 2026
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6 min read
Laura Mercier Caviar Stick Rose Gold Review
Your new go-to eyeshadow.
conair
+4
Jan 11, 2026
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7 min read
Don't Buy a Dyson Airwrap. Buy This Conair Instead.
Nobody should spend $650 on a hair tool in this economy.
reviews
+4
Jan 4, 2026
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6 min read
Walmart's $14 Candle vs. $125 Luxury: The Ultimate Dupe Test
A highly unscientific investigation by yours truly.
reviews
+2
Dec 28, 2025
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5 min read
Sweater Science: Fiber Facts for Smart Shoppers
Discover the ultimate sweater material guide.
books
+2
Dec 14, 2025
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6 min read
I Read a Dystopian Novel That Feels a Little Too Real
Discover "The Dream Hotel": A chilling dystopian novel exploring surveillance, motherhood, and freedom in a near-future California that feels eerily close to reality.
reviews
+3
Dec 7, 2025
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6 min read
Is the Viral $50 Quince Sweater Worth It?
My review: one year post-purchase.
reviews
+2
Nov 23, 2025
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5 min read
I *Do* Wish This Body Wash On My Worst Enemy
Plus, Kristen Stewart is an eye bag icon, and Keith Urban needs to reconsider his life choices.
books
+2
Nov 16, 2025
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5 min read
Can '90s Moms Kill Dracula?
Plus, a nail Roomba, gay cardinals, and more brain-rotting media.
